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We Fart At Dawn Funny French Bulldog Premium Tee

We Fart At Dawn Funny French Bulldog Premium Tee

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Okay, I need you to see this one.

You know that sound. The one that happens the second your Frenchie wakes up, stretches, and greets the day like it personally owes them something. That's not a snore, babe. That's a whole announcement.

This tee is basically a public service — warning the neighborhood, your roommate, and anyone within a 10-foot radius that yes, you live with a small dog who has zero shame and even less control. And honestly? You wouldn't have it any other way.

Super soft, easy to wear, holds up in the wash (unlike your dignity at 6am some mornings). Sizes S–4XL, so there's one for you and honestly one for your Frenchie-owning bestie too, because she needs to see herself in this shirt immediately.

 

Wear it proud. Wear it loud. Dawn waits for no one — least of all your dog.

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Materials

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability

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Estimated Delivery: 7-10 business days

Returns

We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase which is why we offer a 30 day money back guarantee.

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Care Instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean