We Dig At Dawn Funny Dachshund Premium Tee

Okay, we need to talk about the crime scene formerly known as your blanket.

Your Dachshund was bred to tunnel after badgers, and honestly? Nobody told him those days are over. Give him five unsupervised minutes and a blanket, a cushion, or anything remotely soft, and he will excavate it like his life depends on it — dirt flying, paws going full speed, completely convinced he's doing very important work. He is not. He just really, really loves a good dig.

This tee is basically a confession on behalf of every Dachshund owner out there: yes, your favorite blanket looks like a war zone now, yes, you've stopped asking why, and yes, you'd never trade him for a dog who doesn't dig like his life depends on it.

Soft, comfy, holds up in the wash (unlike your blanket, unfortunately). Sizes S–XL — grab one for yourself and one for the Dachshund friend who's also lost a cushion or two to the cause.

Wear it proud. Dawn brings dirt, and he's already digging.